Donkey Flatulence

Kirklewski v. Hamilton, 2008 WL 302357 (S.D.Ohio 2008)

One of Plaintiff's objections to a Magistrate's report and recommendations was that the Magistrate Judge did not advert to “outer space flying donkey flatulence affected outer space flying elephant causing elephant to crash into asteroid beyond planet Earth humanity awareness.”

The court said: "Plaintiff is completely correct: neither in the Report and Recommendations nor in any other conscious act as a judge has the Magistrate Judge ever adverted to donkey flatulence of any kind. Indeed “outer space flying donkey flatulence” is a concept which was, until the Exceptions were filed, well beyond my imagination. . . . While the Magistrate Judge had not considered the matter before now, it would seem that this precedent would counsel the Court against exercising jurisdiction over disputes between flatulent outer space animals, especially if they symbolize our major political parties."